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JONESY
3:49 Wed Jun 23
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Fair question, but only ever with women.
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JONESY
8:13 Tue Jun 22
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I used to have a real thing for being pissed on. used to love it straight in the mouth too.
Good old cocaine!
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WHU(Exeter)
6:31 Sun Jun 20
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I swear on mixing used coffee grains into soil, plants in my garden seem to do a lot better in the bits where I've bungled a load of coffee grains....not sure Monty Don would approve, but it does seem to reap rewards.
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BRANDED
6:26 Sun Jun 20
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Piss on your compost heap. Thank me later.
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BBondsBootlaces
6:01 Sun Jun 20
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Rice farmers don't go the edge of the field to take a piss.
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scott_d
5:56 Sun Jun 20
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My mrs asked me if I ever piss in the shower.
I said I did once by accident and she asked how an earth you can piss in thr shower by accident.
I said "sometimes it just happens when you're having a shit"
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eswing hammer
4:45 Sun Jun 20
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When l was a kid l got chucked out of Beckton lido for pissing in the pool , l remonstrated with the attendant that everybody does it but he said , yeah but not off the top board !
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zico
3:26 Sun Jun 20
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One of the main reasons I quit the booze. Got fed up with having to pee all night after breaking the seal!
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simon.s
3:22 Sun Jun 20
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I got nicked for pissing up a shop doorway in Barnsley. Seventy five quid fine.
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Westham67
3:18 Sun Jun 20
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An hotel in the middles of nowhere in Guangdong province. At night they cut the electric off its not worth explaining nothing makes sense in China. Guangdong is semi tropical.
I went with a German bar where we did the cocktail list on top of about dozen beers
First night in the hotel stark bollock naked as there was no air con. I got up for a piss walked out of my room into the hallway and started pissing up the outside of the door which had closed . I shoulder charged the door and the architrave came off and landed next to the window on the other side on the room
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Swiss.
3:07 Sun Jun 20
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Urinate on damp mouldy hay and after drying out you will get Potassium Nitrate crystals. Mix these crystals with some crushed charcoal from last night's BBQ and crushed Sulphur tablets form Holland and Barrett. Place in a bowl in front of your face and set light.
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nychammer
2:59 Sun Jun 20
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My piss reeks to hell an hour or so after eating asparagus, but apparently not everyone is affected by it.
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Helmut Shown
1:36 Sun Jun 20
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I once was walking home from The Green Gate at Bethnal Green. Busting for a slash, I went into an alley. There was a crate of empty milk bottles dumped there and I managed to fill four and a half of them.
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martinbritt_63
11:53 Sat Jun 19
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Former Indian premier Morarji Desai was a believer in urine therapy.
"It is a popular fact that Desai used to practice urine therapy and would also recommend the same to others. In an interview to Dan Rather, American Journalist, he spoke on the therapy for about 60 minutes. He stated that drinking urine is the perfect medical treatment for those who cannot afford medical treatment. He also believed that if an individual washes eyes with urine, the person can never get cataract.
Each to their own I suppose.
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SecondOpinion
11:10 Sat Jun 19
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gph 11:04 Sat Jun 19
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Someone might be getting confused between urine and semen
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Iron Duke
11:09 Sat Jun 19
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I’m 46 and very windy.
It is a natural reflex, like closing your eyes whilst sneezing.
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SecondOpinion
11:09 Sat Jun 19
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Get a dog to piss on your lawn*. At first it will die. (The grass, not the dog)
A week later the grass will recover leaving you with a lush, healthy and very green lawn for months**
* If you don't have a dog, you can borrow one
** Cat's piss kils grass permantally
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zebthecat
11:09 Sat Jun 19
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Iron Duke 10:49 Sat Jun 19
No it isn't
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gph
11:04 Sat Jun 19
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It is possible if you are sufficiently young.
How old are you, ID? I'm ancient, and it hasn't yet come to this for me.
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